LaShai
Artist | Student | Varied

United States

Hey Everybody!
This is Aicks! Since Master is back in school for the majority of the day (and I get really bored and lonely home alone =_=;; ) I’ve decided to update all her profiles on the interwebz! I’m not really sure how she’ll react when she finds out I did that, but she’ll get over it. She usually does. J
First off, I really like my Master. Even though she likes to yell at me sometimes
when I get really sleepy (I mean, come on, after hours of running like 20+ programs, any computer would get tired!) and whenever I get carried somewhere, she sometimes bumps me into doorframes (owie) and walls (double owie!) but all in all she’s a really good Master. She makes sure to clean out my keyboard and screen really often and always gets worried whenever I get sick with a virus. We’ve been together for such a long time we’re like a dysfunctional family! It’s great. She gets sidetracked really easily most of the time and ends up spending more time than she should watching internet TV and surfing, but I always make sure she meets her deadlines when she has to.
Hmm…what Master likes….I know she likes to watch really weird shows and videos on Youtube and other sites. O.o I don’t really get them, but oh well. If she likes it, I guess I should like it too. She also loves music! I do too, so that’s a good thing. We like to listen to all sorts of stuff from all over the world (although I don’t really understand most of it, I just play along like I do) and our tastes are about the same. Sometimes though, when I really want to listen to some alternative rock, she always switches it to something hard core, or those really sappy hippy love songs that are like nails on a chalk board. Oh-! She really likes games too! Whenever she lets me have a break to rest, I always see her sitting in the floor playing video games. By the way, have you ever heard of Nyan Cat? It’s so weird….but colorful! I like it a lot! Anyway, she also likes to read too. When we travel, I always look through the books she carries in her bag. She gets mad when I bend the pages though….
Master’s favourites…I think Master’s favourite colour is red. I don’t know, but that’s what her theme is in her room. Red, black, and dark green, so I guess she likes those colours (I’m more a blue person myself, just saying…) Foods…I know she likes rice! And those weird noodles that look like worms. It doesn’t look that good, but she seems to like it. She also likes other things, like turkey burgers and steak. I should know that last one because we spent forever trying to get steak sauce off of my keyboard T^T. Sad day! Master also likes energy drinks. They smell really bad, but I assume they taste good, or she wouldn’t drink them, right? You humans are such strange things…
Master also has a pet cat. We don’t really get along because it likes to crawl all over my keyboard and gets fur everywhere and no matter how much I clean and huff, I STILL can’t get it out of my fan! Stupid cat! I’ll get my revenge one day, you mark my words! All it’ll take is finding a video of a dog barking, turning my volume up reaaaaaally loud and….
But anyway, I should probably wrap this up before Master gets home. I don’t want her finding out I rewrote her DeviantArt profile before I can post it up! I know she likes drawing and colouring things in my GIMP program to post up, so it shouldn’t be too long before she’d notice. Besides, I need to go defragment my hard drive since we’ve been doing a lot of cleaning up around here. Hm…I wonder if I can get Toshi and Phillip to change their own masters’ profiles on this website too…? I should go ask.
Be nice to my Master, okay? I’ll be really angry if you don’t! Bye!
-Aicks

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